[ Obituary Birthday ]

Intro School [Paradiso, Amsterdam Holland, 11/25/91] Won't you believe it, it's just my luck Won't you believe it, it's just my luck Won't you believe it, it's just my luck Won't you believe it, it's just my luck No recess No recess No recess (repeat) You're in high school again You're in high school again You're in high school again You're in high school again You're in high school again You're in med school again You're in med school again- You're an addict again No recess (7x) Drain You One baby to another said- I'm lucky to have met you I don't care what you think Unless it is about me It is now my duty to completely drain you A travel through a tube, and end up in your infection Chew your meat for you Pass it back and forth In a passionate kiss From my mouth to yours Because I like you With eyes so dilated I become your pupil You've taught me everything Without a poison apple The water is so yellow, I'm a healthy student Indebted and so grateful, vacuum out the fluids (chorus) (verse 1) Chew your meat for you Pass it back and forth In a passionate kiss Sloppy lips to lips Your my vitamins Because I'm like you Aneurysm Come on over and do the twist- uh huh Overdo it and have a fit- uh huh Love you so much it makes me sick- uh huh Come on over and do the twist- uh huh Beat me outta me (8x with slight variations) Come on over and do the twist- uh huh Overdo it and have a fit- uh huh Love you so much it makes me sick- uh huh Come on over, and shoot the shit- uh huh (chorus) She keeps it pumpin’ straight to my heart (8x) Smells Like Teen Spirit Load up on guns and bring your friends It's fun to lose and to pretend She's over bored and self assured And, oh, no, a dirty word Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello- With the lights out, its less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto, an albino A mosquito, my libido- Yeah-Hey-Yea I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed Our little tribe has always been And always will until the end (chorus) And I forget just why I taste Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile I found it hard, it was hard to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind (chorus) A denial...a denial...a denial... Been a Son She should have stayed away from friends She should have had more time to spend She should have died when she was born She should have worn the crown of thorns She should have been a son (4x) She should have stood out in the crowd She should have made her mother proud She should have fallen on her stance She should have had another chance She should have been a son (4x) (chorus, verse 1, chorus) Lithium I'm so happy because today I found my friends, they're in my head I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cuz so are you, we broke our mirrors Sunday morning is every day, for all I care And I'm not scared Light my candles in a daze, 'cuz I've found God yea-yeah...yeaaaah-yeah (etc....) I'm so lonely but that's OK, I shake my head No I'm not sad And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard But I'm not sure I'm so excited I can't wait to meet you there, and I don't care I'm so horny, but that's OK, my will is good (chorus) I like it, I'm not gonna crack I miss you, I'm not gonna crack I love you, I'm not gonna crack I killed you, I'm not gonna crack (2x) (repeat) Sliver Mom and dad went to a show Dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's I kicked and screamed, said please don't go Grandma take me home (8x) I had to eat my dinner there Mashed potatoes and stuff like that I couldn't chew my meat too good Grandma take me home (8x) She said, "now don't you start your crying Go outside and ride your bike" That's what I did, I (?) Grandma take me home (8x) After dinner I had icecream Fell asleep, and watched TV I woke up in my mothers arms Grandma take me home (19x) I want to be alone Spank Thru There's a song in the mountains And the little light in the trees And the flowers have gingivitus And the birds fly happily We'll be together once again my love I'll get you back, oh baby baby I can't explain just why We lost it from the start Cause living without you girl You'll only break my heart I can feel it I can hold it I can mend it I can shape it I can mold it I can cut it I can paste it I can spank it Beat it, while you waited I've been looking for day glow Always hearing the same old Silly woman, be faithful I can make it do things you wouldn't think it ever could (repeat all) Scentless Apprentice Like most babies smell like butter This one smelled like no other He was born scentless and senseless He was born a scentless apprentice Go away-- get away, go away, get a-way Every wet nurse refused to feed him Electrolytes smell like semen I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets There are countless formulas for pressing flowers Go away-- get away, go away, get a-way I lie in the soil and fertilize mushrooms Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume You can't fire me because I quit Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit Go away-- get away, go away, get a-way Heart-Shaped Box She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak I've been locked inside your heart shaped box for a week I was drawn into your magnet tar pit trap I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black Hey, Wait I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hate, Haight I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey, Wait I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Meat eating orchids forgive no one just yet Cut myself on angel's hair and babies breath Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back (chorus) Milk It I am my own parasite I don't need a host to live We feed off of each other We can share our endorphins Doll steak, test meat Look on the bright side is suicide Lost eyesight I'm on your side Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing Lack of iron and/or sleeping I own my own pet virus I get to pet and name her Her milk is my shit My shit is her milk Doll steak, test meat Look on the bright side is suicide Lost eyesight I'm on your side Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing Lack of iron and/or sleeping Protector of the kennel Ecto-plasma, Ecto-skeletal Obituary birthday Your scent is still here in my place of recovery Negative Creep This is out of our range This is out of our range this is out of our range, oh This is getting to be This is getting to be This is getting to be a drone I'm a negative creep I'm a negative creep I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned I'm a negative creep I'm a negative creep I'm a negative creep, aaah Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (6x) This is out of our range This is out of our range This is out of our range and it's grown This is getting to be This is getting to be This is getting to be uncontrolled I'm a negative creep I'm a negative creep I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned I'm a negative creep I'm a negative creep I'm a negative creep, aah Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (6x) Fuck, Yeah, Drone, Stoned Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (12x+) Polly Polly wants a cracker Think I should get off her first Think she wants some water And do put out the blow torch Is it me, haven't seen Let me clip, your dirty wings Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself Want some help, to please myself Got some rope, you have been told I promise you, heaven true Let me take a ride Don't cut yourself I want some help, to please myself Polly wants a cracker Maybe she would like more food She asks me to untie her A chase would be nice for a few (chorus) Polly said Polly says her back hurts She's just as bored as me She caught me off my guard It amazes me, the will of instinct (chorus) Breed I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if I'm old I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind if I don't have (?) Get away, get away, get away from you home I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind-- Even if you have Even if you need I don't even care We could have all three We could plant a house We could build a tree I don't even care We could have all three- She said (8x) Get away, get away, get away from you home I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind if I don't have (?) Get away, get away, get away from you home I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind-- (chourus) tourette's Dave Grohl:"This is a new song, and we really don't feel like going through the trouble of putting it out ourselves-" Kurt Cobain:"This song is called 'The Eagle Has Landed'" Dave:"Yes. It's for all you bootleggers to just go ahead and GO." Blew If you wouldn't mind I would like to blew If you wouldn't care I would like to lose If you wouldn't mind I would like to leave If you wouldn't care I would like to breathe Is there another reason for your stain? Could you believe who we knew stress or strain? Here is another word that rhymes with shame (repeat) You could do anything 'Side Four' (vinyl version only) [KC]: "Good morning. Do you people like to drink gin?" [KC] "I spent all my life trying to stay away from sports, and here I am in a sporting area." [KC] "This song is dedicated to Frank Zappa, and um, and River Pheonix, Fred Gwyn who played Herman Munster.." [KN] "Dixie Lee Ray" [KC] "Dixie Lee Ray, Thomas (Pete?), Tip O'Neil, and you dumb-ass who just threw water on me." [KC] "(babble)" [KN] "That guy had stage diver's fright or something. He was gonna jump, but I don't know. I am, I don't know, am I gonna do it?" [KN] "How many teeth are you down to?" [KC] "What?" [KN] "How many teeth are you down to, Kurt?" [KC] "How many teeth?" [KN] "Yeah." [KC] "Tpphrree!" [KN] "Three?" [KN] "Thanks a lot. I just wanna issue a warning to all the writhers...the tropical fish on top of the sea anemone...that this girl fell and like, cracked her head. I seen the whole thing happen, so remember, it's all fun 'till someone gets hurt." [KC] "~My heart is broke/ ah ha-ha ha...~- Wait, wait, we fucked this up, didn't we? I fucked it up... I'm sorry. To hell with that song." [KN] "That was a good time rock and roll feel good jam. Pass out the.." [DG] "THANKYOU!" [KN] "..Boonsquarm strawberry wine, and the Colombian joints. I'm looking for a three...three finger bag." [KC] "Uhm- Do you like to rock?" [KC] "If you throw one more shoe or one more coin, I'm going to turn my guitar amplifier and leave for an hour, and it's going to be massive feedback for an hour, because when one rotten apple in the class fucks it up, the rest have to suffer. OK?" [KN] "This song's about the devil." [KC] "No, the last song was about the devil." [KN] "This song's about Bob Larson." [KC] "Don't give him any credit." [DG] "Thank you very much. So only like TWO percent of you people are in costumes, and personally I think it's very LAME. I thought you were all supposed to be punk rockers." [KN] "You know who I came as? I came as John Jackobs. Cuz I, John Jackobs, will bust a hundred bass guitars over my...knee. You don't like John Jackobs? But he rips up phone books for god." [KC] "This song is about hairy, sweaty, macho, redneck men." [KN] "...forum" [KC] "Did you just say 'pussy'? Did you just yell 'pussy'? [DG] "Thank you very much." [KN] "Is pussy PC? What's a PC word for pussy?" [DG] "If I'm a pussy then you're a dick." [KC] "You called me a vagina? How dare you." [KN] "You're a....you're a labia." [KN] "White boy funk sucks." [KN] "Thank you all for coming, you've been a wonderful audience. Have a safe ride home. Remember not to drink and drive. Remember to vote. Remember not to jay-walk. Remember not to take drugs when in the company of a minor, or in front of narcotics officers..." [KC] "We're gonna go have a cigarette break now."