Dive
Pick me, pick me, yeah
Live alone, lone signal
At least, at least, yeah
Everyone is hollow
Pick me, pick me, yeah
Everyone is waiting
Pick me, pick me, yeah
You can even pay them
Hey-
  Dive, dive, dive 
  Dive in me
  Dive, dive, dive
  Dive in me (4x)
Kiss this, kiss that, yeah
Live alone, lone single
At least, at least, yeah
You could be my hero
Pick me, pick me, yeah
Everyone is waiting
Hit me, hit me, yeah
I'm real good at hating
  (chorus)
  
Sliver
Mom and dad went to a show
Dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please don't go
  Grandma take me home (8x)
I had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good
  Grandma take me home (8x)
She said, "now don't you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike"
That's what I did, I (?)
  Grandma take me home (8x)
After dinner I had icecream
Fell asleep, and watched TV
I woke up in my mothers arms
  Grandma take me home (19x)
  I want to be alone

Stain
Well he never bleeds, and he never fucks
And he never leaves, cuz he's got bad luck
Well he never reads and he never rusts
And he never sleeps cuz he's got bad luck
  I'm a stain (4x)
(repeat all)

Been A Son
She should have stayed away from friends
She should have had more time to spend
She should have died when she was born
She should have worn the crown of thorns
  She should have been a son (4x)
She should have stood out in the crowd
She should have made her mother proud
She should have fallen on her stance
She should have had another chance
  She should have been a son (4x)
(chorus, verse 1, chorus)

Turnaround (cover:Devo)
Take a step outside yourself
And turn around
Take a look at who you are
It's pretty scary
So silly
It is revolting
You're not much
If your anything
Take a step outside the city
And turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is revolting
You're really nowhere
So wasteful
So foolish
Poppycock
 Who said don't look back?
 Don't believe 'em
 Go for that crazy sounding restaurant
 Cuz they're gonna try and get behind you
 Don't let them do it
 You know what I'm talking about?
 You hear me talking?
 You hear me talking?
  It's pretty scary, totally, it's so revolting (4x)
Take a step outside the country
And you turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is amazing
Take a good look
You're no big deal
You're so petty
It's a laugh
Take a step outside the planet
Turn around and around
Take a look at what you are
It's pretty scary

Molly's Lips(cover:The Vaselines)
She said she'd take ma anywhere
She'd take me anywhere
As long as she stayed with me
She said, she'd take me anywhere
She'd take me anywhere
As long as I stayed clean
  Kiss, kiss, Molly's lips (4x)
(repeat)

Son of a Gun (cover:The Vaselines)
Up up up and down
Turn turn turn around
Round round round about, and over again
Gun gun son of a gun
You are the only one
Who makes any difference in what I say
  She sun shines in the bedroom when we play
  The raining only starts when you go away
(repeat)

(New Wave) Polly
Polly wants a cracker
Think I should get off her first
Maybe she wants some water
To put out the blowtorch
  Isn't me, have some seed
  Let me clip, dirty wings
  Let me take a ride, hurt yourself
  I want some help to please myself
  I've got some rope, have been told
  Promise you, have been true
  Let me take a ride, don't hurt yourself
  I want some help, to please myself
Polly wants a cracker
Maybe she would like more food
Asks me to untie her
A chase would be nice for a few
  (chorus)
Polly said
Polly says her back hurts
She's just as bored as me
She caught me off my guard
Amazes me, the will of instinct

Beeswax
Why doesn't she need him for a father?
Not only made us, but I can thrive off his shit
Goring my manhood turns a man off
Like Pepe LePew would say
Hey, hey, hey, then we clash
  I got my diddly spayed (3x)
  I got my diddly
She laughs about it
Shrinking infections if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester
I wanna jump, this isn't right
Hey, when am I getting it back?
  (chorus)
 I don't know why
 I got a joke too silly, see
 Don't touch the balls
 I got a dick, dick hear my fucking hate
  (chorus)
If your world is getting ugly
Fiberglass insulation has given us cotton candy
Sunning down to save El Rancho Ovulate
Freely kill him, made it wrong
Bill has brought me down in idle
Billy Slim reminds me of someone
I'm sick of being on this Love Boat
Tony and Tenille just wanna jump rope
And I say, look
  I got my diddly spayed
  I got a little tail
  I got my diddly spayed
  I got my diddly spayed
  Ahhhhhh I got no balls
  Don't throw that ball
  I got a huh, huh
  When ya gonna learn?
  (chorus)

Downer
Portray sincerity, act out of loyalty
Defend your country, wish away pain
Hand out lobotomies to save little families
Surrealistic fantasy, flamboyant pain
  Hold me down in restitution
  Living out your date with fusion
  Is the whole fleece shun in bastard?
  Don't feel guilty, master writing
 Someone said their not much like I am
 I know I can make up enough words
 For you to follow along
 I sink and then some
Slippery pessimist hypocrite master
Conservative communist apocalyptic bastard
Thank you, dear God, for putting me on this earth
I feel very privileged, in debt for my thirst
Hold me down in restitution
  Living out your date with fusion
  Is the whole fleece shun in bastard?
  Don't feel guilty, master writing
 Someone said their not much like I am
 I know I can make up enough words
 For you to follow along
 I sink and then some

Mexican Seafood
Oh, the itchy flakes, it isn't through me
Till (??) leaves, it's entertaining
True, the fungus mold is my attraction
Oh, it's only your fungus infection
  It only hurts when I
  It hurts when I pee
  It only hurts when I
  It hurts when I see
Oh, the coming up, and diarrhea
On the tiled floor, a gum of pizza
In the toilet bowl (??)
(????)
  (chorus)
Roll into my bed, I’ve just consumed some
Flies, bugs and fleas, and even mucus
Stained, the vaseline, it tastes like sugars
Stop, in case it learns and takes a joke as such

Hairspray Queen
I was your, mine, you were mine, my enemy
You were mine, I was your, your enemy
You were mine, I was your, your enemy
You were mine, I was once your enahhhhh
 You rang (alt: you’re right)
 Your ears rang (alt: you’re always right)
  At night, wishful goddess
  At night, wish the hardest
  At night, disco goddess
  At night, we’ll go- ahhhhhh
(verse)
  Wishful goddess
  At night, wish the hardest
  At night, wishful goddess
  At night, wishful god
(verse)
  At night, wishful goddess
  At night, wish the hardest
  At night, disco goddess
  At night, you were so modest
  At night, Crisco lovefest
  At night, mouthful of me
  It’s like, fish-filled garbage
  At night, the wishful gaaaaahhhh

Aerozeppelin
What is the season of love if you can’t have everything?
What’s the reason you’re around if a crime means anything?
What’s the meaning of a crime?  It’s a crime if anything
Where’s the meaning of love?  It’s grand, it’s grand
How a culture comes again, it’s a crime of yesterday
And you’ll swear it’s not a trend, doesn’t matter anyway
There’s no need to talk to friends, nothin’ new is everyday
You could shit upon the stairs, in defense (alt: you’ll be friends?)
In defense (3x) (alt: you’ll be friends?)
  All the kids will eat it up, if its packaged properly
  Should the siren irritate, keep it movin’ equally
  Nothing new is just a fact, we’re a problem nowadays
  An idea is what we lack, doesn’t matter anyway
  All the kids will eat it up, if its packaged properly
  Still the son will imitate, keep it fallin’ equally
  Not to know is just the facts, we’re worse nowadays
  An idea is what we lack, doesn’t matter anyway
Hey? Hey?  Hey? (etc.)

Big Long Now
It’s not cold enough
Please pull this side up
She is moving through
Can we show our faces now?
I’m not interesting
She’s now turning green
Shameful as it seems
Can we show our faces now?
  In this climb
  I am blind
  Why can’t I hear?
  (Color blind?)
  Speaking a phrase
  Instantly grown
  I am blind
  Waiting in line
It’s not cold enough
Please pull this side up
She is new, improved
Can we show our faces now?
I’m not interesting
She’s now turning green
Shameful as it seems
Can we show our faces now?
  In this climb
  I am blind
  Why can’t I hear?
  (Color blind?)
  Speaking a phrase
  Instantly grown
  I am blind
  Why am I shown?

Aneurysm
Come on over and do the twist (uh huh)
Overdo it and have a fit (uh huh)
Love you so much it makes me sick (uh huh)
Come on over and do the twist (uh huh)
  Beat me outta me (beat it, beat it) 
  (8x with slight variations)
Come on over and do the twist (uh huh)
Overdo it and have a fit (uh huh)
Love you so much it makes me sick (uh huh)
Come on over, and shoot the shit (uh huh)
  (chorus)
 She keeps it pumpin’ straight to my heart (8x)